not even my own mom will text me back my life sucks
(via nevermindful)
getting assigned new seats is seriously the most stressful part of the school day
(via pizza)
i hate sundays because sunday is homework day but i cant do my homework because i have to spend my day accepting the fact that i have school tomorrow
(via ilaughatyouslut)
if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me
(via pizza)
baby powder is gods greatest creation it cleans babies asses and helps lazy white girls out when they don’t want to shower
(via pizza)
Me: Someone tell me what to draw
Someone: draw this
Me: no not that
making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
(via reallysadgay)
do teenager house parties really exist or is that a hollywood myth
(Source: juliansballclenchingfalsetto, via reallysadgay)
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
(via ilaughatyouslut)
*gets mad at you for being hot*
(Source: bestpal, via ilaughatyouslut)
